NEWARK.

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

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jayblesandyoshi:

tyleroakley:

ENDGAME.

This makes me happy and sad all at the same time

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pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

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snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

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collao:

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

“brutally”… da fuq

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